my eggs are gonna die im goin for my Jack. anybody with me?

I'm a beer drinker and not that typical domestic stuff. I really like the craft beers available today. Some of the specialty stouts and a good hopped lager are excellent. I'll also go for a good shot of tequila. So ... what's available at the bar today?

And by the way, what is the deal with those eggs? I just don't get it.

Ok, the insurance/doc office ppl better be very thankful that they are not anywhere near me since murder is still against the law.

I will have another Kamikaize please.

Ok, they got lucky. It got all straigtened out and I got my approval for the meds I need for tomorrow.

Will take a frozen mudslide now while I can still drink adult beverages.

whole milk. Does anyone think I can hold my milk?

Ok, I am going to kill those insurance ppl again. It was not taken care of properly.

I want a screwdriver this time.

Man I've been having a pretty rough week, so I would like a Captain Morgan, mixed with some Cuervo Black

Ok, they get to live since I will have the meds tomorrow, only one day later than I should have started them. I hate needles and will be getting a shot daily for the next 10 days.

Frozen Mudslide please.

i have eggs

i dont u guyz are making me feel bad*hides in the corner*

Hey Where's Spongebob and doesn't Spongebob drink milk and get goofy off it?

Make me a pitchers worth of Long Island Ice Teas.... I expect to be on the floor passed out by nights end.

Woohoo

It's "Friday" Let's Party.

Bahama Mama's for everyone

i personally blacked out thursday. drank myself retarded friday. last night was the best. i bartend at a little bar and went in to talk to the manager and he ended up buying all my drinks all night. completely lambasted.

I just found out I am getting a new supervisor that NO ONE LIKES

I will take rum, with a side of rum and a shot of rum with a little pineapple juice to get my vitamin C