The Bar!!!!

This is how I feel this morning, and I've been at work for less than 2 hours so far :\

I have been at work 2.5 hours and it took me 1 hour to get to work.

I live 3 miles away from work, and at 5am when I leave I see like maybe 5 cars on the freeway on the way here

And I live in a very populated place (Seattle, Wa)

Seattle, WA ftw!

Oooohhh a mudslide sounds good.... I'm going out to the liquor store buying the mix and making one for myself. Toast to everyone

my eggs are gonna die im goin for my Jack. anybody with me?

I'm a beer drinker and not that typical domestic stuff. I really like the craft beers available today. Some of the specialty stouts and a good hopped lager are excellent. I'll also go for a good shot of tequila. So ... what's available at the bar today?

And by the way, what is the deal with those eggs? I just don't get it.

Ok, the insurance/doc office ppl better be very thankful that they are not anywhere near me since murder is still against the law.

I will have another Kamikaize please.

Ok, they got lucky. It got all straigtened out and I got my approval for the meds I need for tomorrow.

Will take a frozen mudslide now while I can still drink adult beverages.

whole milk. Does anyone think I can hold my milk?

Ok, I am going to kill those insurance ppl again. It was not taken care of properly.

I want a screwdriver this time.

Man I've been having a pretty rough week, so I would like a Captain Morgan, mixed with some Cuervo Black

Ok, they get to live since I will have the meds tomorrow, only one day later than I should have started them. I hate needles and will be getting a shot daily for the next 10 days.

Frozen Mudslide please.

i have eggs

i dont u guyz are making me feel bad*hides in the corner*

Hey Where's Spongebob and doesn't Spongebob drink milk and get goofy off it?

Make me a pitchers worth of Long Island Ice Teas.... I expect to be on the floor passed out by nights end.

Woohoo

It's "Friday" Let's Party.

Bahama Mama's for everyone

i personally blacked out thursday. drank myself retarded friday. last night was the best. i bartend at a little bar and went in to talk to the manager and he ended up buying all my drinks all night. completely lambasted.

I just found out I am getting a new supervisor that NO ONE LIKES

I will take rum, with a side of rum and a shot of rum with a little pineapple juice to get my vitamin C

Well I am not pregnant so I will take a Kamikaize...

If this place has a good bar tender, he will know what I like in my Coke.

/Captain nods to the other patrons.

I am in the mood for a frozen mudslide today. I am going out in real life tonight so their will be plenty of time for shots later tonight. Hehe

Given 10 days of shots that have to be timed, I *think* I can say, "I'm sorry that you're not pregnant, DartGoddess...maybe it will work next month." I'll buy you a drink.

Thanks for the drink Same. Damion, where is my drink Sam bought me?