"Gentleman, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"

- Dr. Strangelove or: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Benjamin Franklin

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.

Only the dead know peace.

58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we’ve all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.

78. I may not call block my chain of command.

99. A smiley face is not used to mark a minefield.

"2. My proper military title is “Specialist Schwarz” not “Princess Anastasia”."


~Skippy

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